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Vozcoe at 15:37, 16 October 2022

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	* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.		* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.
	* Go away or I'll tell you about my D & D character. I'm warning you: she's an Elven Paladin with three notebooks of backstory!		* Go away or I'll tell you about my D & D character. I'm warning you: she's an Elven Paladin with three notebooks of backstory!



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Dell at 19:23, 27 August 2022

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	== Jokes from the socials ==		== Jokes from the socials ==

			* I forget who, but somebody tweeted this: Either autistic people need to stop being so relatable, or I need to get tested!

	== Community jokes ==		== Community jokes ==
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	* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.		* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.
	* I forget who, but somebody tweeted this: Either autistic people need to stop being so relatable, or I need to get tested!
	* Go away or I'll tell you about my D & D character. I'm warning you: she's an Elven Paladin with three notebooks of backstory!		* Go away or I'll tell you about my D & D character. I'm warning you: she's an Elven Paladin with three notebooks of backstory!

Dell at 19:56, 26 August 2022

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	* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.		* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.
	* I forget who, but somebody tweeted this: Either autistic people need to stop being so relatable, or I need to get tested!		* I forget who, but somebody tweeted this: Either autistic people need to stop being so relatable, or I need to get tested!
			* Go away or I'll tell you about my D & D character. I'm warning you: she's an Elven Paladin with three notebooks of backstory!

Dell at 19:53, 26 August 2022

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	* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.		* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.
			* I forget who, but somebody tweeted this: Either autistic people need to stop being so relatable, or I need to get tested!

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	== Community jokes ==		== Community jokes ==

	Please add your own jokes here!		{{Comment\|Please add your own jokes here!}}

	* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.		* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.

Anna: Creating the page.

2022-08-24T10:47:14Z

Creating the page.

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Here we collect jokes and funny stories about autism, written and told by autistic people.

== Stand-up comedy ==

* [https://youtu.be/5lXbpgU9OWk Hannah Gadsby on what it means for her to be "high-functioning"]. This is an excerpt from Hannah's Netflix special "Douglas", which is an entire show about her autism.
* [https://www.tiktok.com/@joewellscomic/video/7085799950881131781 Joe Wells on having a non-autistic brother].

== Jokes from the socials ==

== Community jokes ==

Please add your own jokes here!

* Everybody around me got side effects from their COVID vaccines, except me. I was worried that they'd given me a placebo, until I was diagnosed with ASD, four weeks after my first shot.